TERATOMA

IT'S STILL THERE, CAUSING ME GRIEF.
MY MOMENT OF INTENSE PAIN, CULMINATING IN MY VOMITING INTO THE MOP BUCKET ON BATHROOM FLOOR AT 6.00 AM, WHILST ATTEMPTING TO STOP MY CAT FROM GOING FOR A DIP IN IT...
 MY TRIP TO HOSPITAL WAS SOMEWHAT UNPLEASANT THOUGH THE INTRAVEANOUS PAINKILLER ROCKED! 
WHY DO THE DOCTORS HAVE TO BE AMAZINGLY GOOD LOOKING WHEN YOU LOOK AMAZINGLY AWFUL? UNCOMBED AFRO HAIR, UNWASHED TEETH, STRIPY SOCKS AND HOSPITAL GOWN-NOT A GREAT COMBINATION...
I SHALL HAVE TO RETURN WHEN LOOKING SLIGHTLY MORE NORMAL..