TITS AND BELLIES...

THIS IS WHAT IT'S COME TO, I FORGET MY NOVEL AND EMBARK ON A NEW JOURNEY, APTLY ENTITLED" TITS AND BELLIES" AFTER ALL, THEY ARE TWO OF THE MAIN PREOCCUPATIONS OF MOST HUMAN BEINGS..


  Tits and bellies
An epic love story starring well endowed females and equally well endowed males..Heaving breasts and bountiful beer bellies.


One ill fated evening at yet another stomping testosterone fuelled rock gig, the bold and the beautiful gather to down pints, ogle heaving chests and speak shit. The booze flows,the scent of maria permeates the room, the plain become beautiful, the bold become bolder,the hairies become hairier, and the quality of intellectual exchanges
reach levels previously unknown to man.


The sex scene:
"Her fingers traced the contours of his rounded belly...


You'll have to wait for the rest as i search in vain for some erotic inspiration. Perhaps this saturday's gig will restore my faith in my creative ability, good music, long haired men and the depth and quality of intellectual exchanges that can only be encountered at rock gigs..